Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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