this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
