Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love having hate sex.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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