ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sext me about skeletons
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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