youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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