Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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