Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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