no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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