I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
