ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.