So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.