I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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