The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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