Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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