You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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