Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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