i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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