Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize