Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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