it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
This is the high leading the old right now
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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