But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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