to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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