I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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