For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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