I got chris browned last night
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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