got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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