yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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