Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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