i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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