then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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