brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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