Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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