Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Randomize
