You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Porn is love you can see.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The best revenge is premature balding
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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