Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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