its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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