all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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