I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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