Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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