i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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