your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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