Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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