I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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We are two peas in an std pod
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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