So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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