My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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