I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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