she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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