Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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