I need help removing her.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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