sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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