If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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