VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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