He uses pillows to masturbate.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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