i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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