I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
the night ended with taco bell and tears
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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