I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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