Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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