pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have aggressive nipples.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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