i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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