Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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