just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I can't put those talents on a resume
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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