Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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